When bitches talk shit
sir could you just calm down for a second
“Your eyebrows are sisters, not twins.”
– The most comforting beauty advice I’ve ever been given. (via cinniie)
how to get gays’ attention
Me almost everyday
REMEMBER WHEN THEY TOLD US NOT TO SPEAK TO STRANGERS ON THE INTERNET
So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.
I was like “Aye yo, ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.
Then I was like “No.”
well no wonder why it was in the thrift store
but shit it was 99 cents
That is so worth a degree in engineering